In the last few days, information from a confidential source has been leaked to the relevant winter sports editors about a new product for powder snow lovers: apparently, a company from Eastern Europe wants to provide that feeling at all times that you usually only get on the deepest powder days. Who doesn't know those dream days: the fine powder caresses your hips for the first few meters, then you notice that the precious white is hammering on your chest with every turn and in the first steep sections in wind-protected steep passages, it loads the fresh, cool crystals into your face in shovelfuls. There they are, the beloved face shots!
Faceshots - popular with porn stars and freeriders. Some are happy because the probably not always pleasant work is then finished, others because the beloved stuff has fallen from the sky in really large quantities and in the perfect consistency. But unfortunately, most days are not blessed with so much light snow. According to insider information, Poweronov Industries™ wants to step into the breach here - with the Faceshot-Gun®. In other words, a kind of cannon which, as far as we can interpret the sketches correctly, is apparently mounted on the ski and produces face shots at the touch of a button. It seems as if you can produce a face shot at any time via a kind of joystick on the ski pole or use the function automatically via an automatic program. The system should be particularly interesting not only for powder fanatics, but also for professional film & photo productions, which can save a lot of time and effort in order to produce images with the perfect deep snow illusion. The rider skis down a slope and at the touch of a button, when photographers and cameras are ready - the ultimate powder snow cloud follows with the "skipole out of a snowcloud" look.
Conclusion
We are thrilled and hope to receive a copy for the editorial team to test as soon as possible. Of course, we have already asked. We don't yet know what the price of the whole thing will be, nor when the first copies can be expected. But we are happy to wait a few months for such innovations! Admittedly, the "construction drawings" look rudimentary, but the project is supposedly no longer at the beginning and the sketches were made by an insider under pressure while drunk.
