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Copycat offenders on the Stubai Glacier

by Marius Schwager 09/21/2012
The trail culprit from the Kitzsteinhorn on 14.9.2012 has brought imitators onto the scene! Not only have fresh tracks been discovered on the Kitzsteinhorn, but a copycat has also been found on the Stubai Glacier! Any useful information leading to the public exposure of the perpetrator will be rewarded with a PG cap.

Early in the morning, all was still well on the Stubai Glacier - the perpetrator had not yet completed his evil deed.

The trail perpetrator from the Kitzsteinhorn on 14.9.2012 has attracted imitators! Not only have fresh tracks been discovered again on the Kitzsteinhorn, no, a copycat has also been found on the Stubai Glacier! Relevant information leading to the public exposure of the perpetrator will be rewarded with a PG cap.

Due to another tip-off from an undercover investigator - in accordance with data protection regulations, the editorial team is not obliged to name names - new and nasty traces of the crime were discovered on the Kitzsteinhorn and Stubai Glacier glacier. The following angry message was received by the PG editorial team

"Dear PG editorial team,First of all, I would like to sincerely congratulate you on your extremely efficient and quick search success regarding the tracker on the Kitzsteinhorn.The recent fresh snowfall on the Stubai Glacier has obviously also been misused by a perpetrator to leave his sacrilegious work in the form of graffiti in the virgin powder snow glistening in the sun at bluebird and minus 3 degrees. The crime scene is located in the easily accessible area of the unprepared Schaufelschuss piste at the time of the crime, the time of the first act was between 08:35 and 08:58. Relevant webcam images were secured for evidence purposes before the voracious snow groomers were able to remove most of the traces of the crime. I would ask you to issue a PG wanted notice for the new culprit as soon as possible and to arrange everything else.Yours sincerely, your powder police officer"

We are happy to respond to the request of our informal informant. Relevant information that leads to the arrest of the perpetrator and his public exposure will be rewarded with Internet fame and a real-life PG cap!

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