Oh dear ... Oracle, stick to your guns or crystal balls!
[Here used to be crude German poetry which could not be salvaged into English ;) ]
Shy as a deer, the Nordstau has been hiding behind its broad-shouldered friends the West and Südstau all season. But now he's finally spent enough time in Ullr's weight room to show himself to us. He's become a fine specimen: not monstrous, but the kind you know from the Sturm und Drang of the 2000s - powerful, cold and from France to Vienna. There are no offshoots to the east. To paraphrase Goethe: "The Sorrows of Young Austria" are over.
It may even look like a whole training cycle for the nordstau, and he's adding an endurance session on top. But more on that below. Above all, the East would theoretically hold all the trump cards (it's still a long way off, so "calibrate your enthusiasm").
To bring the two overarching themes of this alert - gym and poetry - together: "Biceps-Ullr doesn't let himself go, and the Nordstau could have more to show."
Alert period and areas
The alert lasts until midday on Friday.
It stretches from northern France to the Rax. The core, in which Ullr is lifting the heavy weights with the most powder, is probably from the Bernese Oberland to the Glarus Alps, but that only adds a few centimetres.